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Time Change.

1) = SiteSell Tips.

2) Joke = Police Reports

3) Mitchells Race Report:

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#1 TIP
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Jokes
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These are actual comments made by Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. '

'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'

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Mitchell's Race Report:
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Next race is June 20th.
from Lethbridge.

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